h/t to The Daily What for finding this gem. I think this commercial just about sums it up. Too bad the promotion ended because there were so many eager participants. Fear not though Cougars. You’re more than welcome to submit your pictures here and we’ll post them for all the Internet to see.

Is this your stereotypical Drunk Cougar or what? I mean she’s got it all – prolific display of cleavage, slurred speech from drinking hard liquor, and breath that I’m sure smells like rocket fuel.

Ewwwwwwwwww! Rat Trap!

So for all the Cougars out there, you just got a point-of-view experience of what it’s like to deal with the Drunk Cougar. 75% of the time we just stare at your cleavage, and the other 25% of the time we try to listen to you but you just don’t make any sense.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!