It’s a beautiful site, isn’t it? The two fine Cougars of Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone and Jean TripplehornSela Ward?, enjoying each others company.

Sharon Stone made an appearance on the red carpet for Sir Elton John’s AIDS benefit and rumor has it that Bloomberg was macking that ass big time. I’ll tell ya, the guys has stones for going after a Cougar like Sharon Stone. Everyone knows that she only goes for younger guys that she can punch in the mouth in between the sheets. It’s a fact, look it up.

Or maybe that was in Casino?

Ugh. My basic instincts tell me to recommend a six month membership to the gym, along with a visit to the plastic surgeon, for Sharon Stone. This Cougar looks like a beat up Pinto at this point.

Sharon Stone used to be something back in the day when she was making hearts flutter and pants tighter just by crossing her legs. Now, not so much. But don’t count this cougar out of the game yet though. I smell a paparazzi fueled comeback.