I don’t think I’ve ever seen one celebrity so blatantly crushing on another. Ladies, remember, the first rule of Cougar Patrol is don’t talk about Cougar Patrol. The second rule of Cougar Patrol, is don’t let Brad Pitt know you’re crushing on his porn star stache.

I’m pretty sure that Nicollette Sheridan was flashing some sort of secret Cougar gang sign last night at the SAG awards. I really don’t think there’s any other explanation for what she’s doing with her hands.

I think the only way to find out will be for me to head down to the bar tonight, throw some Pat Benatar on the juke box, and start making this sign to see if it will bring any Cougars out of the woodwork.

Lisa Rinna attend the SAG awards last night. That’s as in the Screen Actors Guild, although the SAG acronym goes a long way in Hollywood these days.

It was yet another reminder that Playboy would be going all Cougar on our asses very shortly.