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From what I know about Hollywood, Lisa Rinna has a great publicist, but a shitty agent. Why is that? Because she has no problem getting her Cougar pics plastered across the tabloids and Internet, but her agent can’t seal the deal and get her steady work.

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Lisa Rinna had fun this weekend at the Garnier Beach House. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s a marketing ploy that involves hair products, D List celebs, and bathing suits.

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You see that pokitude on Lisa Rinna? Some might think she’s smuggling raisins, but to the experienced Cougar Hunter, that’s the international Cougar gang sign. It’s subtle but pretty bad ass if you ask me.

Lisa Rinna is hands down a Typecast Cougar. By that I mean Hollywood should be casting her in every single Cougar role possible.

I’ll tell you right now, when they make the movie “Cougar Patrol”, it’s going to have the easiest casting in the world. Demi Moore, Lisa Rinna, Jennifer Coolidge, Mariah Carey, and Cameron Diaz. It’ll be a challenge to fit all of those egos on one set, but for the good of Cougar Nation I think they can get it done.

I’m sorry but that’s got to hurt, right? I don’t care how much collagen you stuff in those puppies, it’s not natural to have lips like that, and it’s got to feel uncomfortable. If not physically, then at least mentally because there’s no way that Lisa Rinna doesn’t get asked if she was punched in the face on a daily basis.

Lisa Rinna attend the SAG awards last night. That’s as in the Screen Actors Guild, although the SAG acronym goes a long way in Hollywood these days.

It was yet another reminder that Playboy would be going all Cougar on our asses very shortly.

Lisa Rinna made an appearance at the Golden Globes, just as a reminder that she’ll be appearing in Playboy soon. Joey Fagtone couldn’t resist clicking his heels together behind this eternal cougar, and we have the photographic evidence to prove it.

Lisa Rinna takes her cougar lips for a walk. She just a divorce away from pouncing on a fame hungry twenty-something year old.