Reader submission:

Captain Cougar,

I just found this site while searching for Cougar pics and Cougar Patrol is a hilarious concept. So I had to send you these pics of my boys getting worked over by a pack of Cougars!

Let me know if you post this shit, they’ll get a real kick out of it.

-RM

Everyone knows that if you want to trap some Cougars you go to one place. The slot machine area of any casino. Working a little Hollywood Hulk Hogan into your wardrobe makes for perfect Cougar bait, and it’s also a great ice breaker. I also suggest carrying a pack of Newports even if you don’t smoke. That shit will seal the deal especially if you’re dealing with the one Cougar in the group that’s a smoker.

What am I talking about – all Cougars smoke. Whatever, it’s just a proven fact that smokes increase your odds with a Cougar by 32.7%.

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