Aug 16 2010
Carmen Electra Celebrates Summer Slam
Happy Monday Cougar fans. Here are some pictures of Carmen Electra severely overdressed for my liking. Regardless, she’s still a hot looking piece of Cougar ass.
Aug 13 2010
J Woww Is A Cougar In Training
J Woww a Cougar in Training? I think so. She’s got the fake cans, the fame, and a new found bank account full of hundos. Watch out though fellas, she says that after she sleeps with a man she could rip your head off. Or was it that she wants to eat you? Either way, tread lightly with this braud.
Aug 12 2010
Carmen Electra Hit The Red Carpet
Carmen Electra went to some red carpet event, and instantly transformed it into a Cougar event. Seriously Carmen, when are we going on a date? You can’t get your official Cougar badge until you take me out to dinner.
Aug 11 2010
Nicolette Sheridan In Her Pre-Cougar Days
Good for Nicolette Sheridan. These pictures are from 1985 and she looks just as hot today, only in a more mature Cougarly way.
Aug 10 2010
Christie Brinkley At Some Wild Cougar Party
Ok, so maybe it wasn’t a wild Cougar party, but Christie Brinkley was there. I think it was actually a Wild Wild West party, but that still doesn’t explain why Christie isn’t wearing assless chaps.
Aug 09 2010
Lisa Rinna In A One Piece Swimsuit
Lisa Rinna had fun this weekend at the Garnier Beach House. If you haven’t heard of it, it’s a marketing ploy that involves hair products, D List celebs, and bathing suits.
Aug 05 2010
Courtney Cox Bikini Pics From Cougar Town
Here are some pics of Courtney Cox in a bikini on the set of Cougar Town. I’ll tell you, I’m pretty damn impressed. Most actresses couldn’t pull this off at her age, they’d just shot the scenes from the tits up.
Aug 04 2010
Christy Brinkley And Her Cougar Legs
Christy Brinkley has been through a lot of tragedy in her life (do you remember that divorce hearing?!#@). I’d just like to take a moment to say that even though she might be bat shit crazy, she’s still a hot piece of ass. If she ever needs a younger man’s shoulder to cry on, I’m here for her.
Sincerely,
Captain Cougar
Aug 03 2010
Carol Alt Looks Like One Helluva Cougar
Let’s hear it for Carol Alt ladies and gentleman. She doesn’t let a silly thing like age get in her way. While she may have been a fixture on the modeling scene a few decades ago, time has not slowed her down. That’s why she finally posed for Playboy, appeared on The Apprentice, and is now making appearances at shitty Casio watch events.
Jul 30 2010
Claire Danes Pokies
Looks like Claire Danes has a bit of a cold. Someone should tell her that those diamond cutters are like a badge of honor in the Cougar community, and they use it to trap naive young men.
