I think it’s obvious that this is Cougar Beach. Look at it, they’re all over the place doing cheesy poses.
Beware cubs…one minute they’re flirting with you on the beach, the next minute your drugged, in a hotel room, and they pull the old bait in switch. That’s right, it’s all a ploy to get the fat Cougar laid!
We have no idea who this Cougar is. So let’s just call her Muffy. Muffy looks like she likes to take expensive vacations with her cubs. This is a great attribute for a Cougar to have, as you get to travel the world on their dime.
h/t to The Daily What for finding this gem. I think this commercial just about sums it up. Too bad the promotion ended because there were so many eager participants. Fear not though Cougars. You’re more than welcome to submit your pictures here and we’ll post them for all the Internet to see.
It’s that time of year again. You know, the award show that every Cougar fan out there has marked down on their calendar…the AVN Awards. More specifically the MILF/Cougar Performer of the year award.
Trust me when I say, this years nominees do not disappoint. After the break, see who has a chance at bringing home the golden boner.
Meet Pennay the Cougar. It looks as though she’s not only a Cougar, but a MILF as well. Good for her. Her talents include funneling beer, posing for scantily clad pictures in her apartment, and trying to get you to support her and her child.
Add Corvettes to the list of “Things Cougars Love”. I don’t know why, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single chick under the age of 30 in a Corvette. For whatever reason, a Cougar in a Corvette screams “I mean business tonight”.
Wow, and I thought most of the Cougars were located in the US. All I know is that Italy is making a strong case for itself, especially with Adriana Volpe. She’s 35 years old, a former model, and on the prowl. Take that America!
How cute is that? Mariah Carey even let’s her Cougar Cub attend social functions with her! Here they are at the premiere of the movie Precious, and sorry to say Nick but I think all eyes are on Mariah.
Not only is this a Kim Zolciak Halloween costume, but it doubles as a Cougar starter kit as well. I mean nothing screams Cougar like fake diamonds and a wig.
Gents, if there are any Elvis looking Cougar Hunters out there, I think I’ve got the lady for you. Meet Shannan, who wouldn’t mind dating a younger man – as long as you’re not one of those stalker types!
From her Myspace profile…
Lets see …Who I’d like to meet …hmmm …well , actually anybody thats cool and down to earth …females included ..and “YES” I’m straight as an arrow ..lol… Now as far as a non- “just friend” type of man ….huh?…lol…., well he would be preferably a handsome , educated , trustworthy ,honest , definately HAS to have a sense of humor and be able to carry on great conversations about …well …sometimes …even nothing ….but still be able to hold each others interest …and just laugh away!!.. oh yeah …and preferably the “non- stalker “type … those can sometimes be a big turn off … NOT COOL !!….am I asking too much …Gee , I dont think so …….ps..no !…I dont “age ” discriminate “..and yes ..I would date a”younger man “…not too young though !!..lol.. but got to be some sort of attraction there;) ..for all of you who asked !!…;)..I appreciate the emails and comments!!.. I’d also love to bump into some old friends as well as make new ones ….why not …;)ok …and I’d also love to meet Elvis but I think my luck ran out on that one about 30 years ago ….oh Snap!!!