Used and abused Cougar is an understatement when it comes to described Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel. If you ask me, she looks like the town bicycle. Everyone’s had a ride.

Katie Couric just took the phrase Celebrity Cougar to a whole new level. The almighty Gawker received several photos of Couric air grinding at what is rumored to be a party to celebrate her debut as the anchor of the CBS Evening News.

More Cougarific Pics of Katie Here

Meet Pennay the Cougar. It looks as though she’s not only a Cougar, but a MILF as well. Good for her. Her talents include funneling beer, posing for scantily clad pictures in her apartment, and trying to get you to support her and her child.

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Sharon Stone made an appearance on the red carpet for Sir Elton John’s AIDS benefit and rumor has it that Bloomberg was macking that ass big time. I’ll tell ya, the guys has stones for going after a Cougar like Sharon Stone. Everyone knows that she only goes for younger guys that she can punch in the mouth in between the sheets. It’s a fact, look it up.

Or maybe that was in Casino?

Add Corvettes to the list of “Things Cougars Love”. I don’t know why, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a single chick under the age of 30 in a Corvette. For whatever reason, a Cougar in a Corvette screams “I mean business tonight”.

Well maybe she doesn’t. But I know that Marisa Tomei loves her some red carpet, and she hasn’t been that busy since Mickey Rourke tried to get dirty on her while filming The Wrestler.

Kelly Lynch was one of many Cougars to attend this MOCA event. That’s the Museum of Contemporary Art, Los Angeles for you unedumacated people. I’m really not sure why a Cougar would go to an event like this. 99% of the guys there are gay or already taken and have been dragged there by their significant other.

Oh well, I guess Kelly must have been bored.

Jennifer Aniston and Demi Moore battled it out for attention at the 24 hours of plays on Broadway after party. Oh, and that Ashton guy was there too. It almost looks like a Cougar Sandwich, doesn’t it?

Once again, more “behind the scenes” photos of Cougartown and Courtney Cox have been released. Has anyone watched the show? I saw one episode and while I love the Cougar concept, the writing for the show sucks. The jokes just aren’t funny and there’s not enough sweaty Cougar cleavage going on.

I totally forgot that Christie Brinkley is divorced. Hello Cougarville! It’s only a matter of time before she ends up stinking drunk in the Hamptons and crawling all over some 25 year old aspiring actor/broke guy who really needs a rich older woman to support him.