I’d like to officially welcome actress Shannon Elizabeth to the club as a celebrity cougar. In 2005 Shannon divorced cameo actor Joe Reitman, and has been romantically linked to various people such as Mario Lopez.

Recently, the 34 year old Shannon was caught swapping spit with her 22 year old Dancing With The Stars partner Derek Hough. So let’s cut right to the tale of the tape.

Years as a cougar: 4

Age differential: 12 years

Power couple ranking: 3/10

Publicity ranking: 4/10

Desperation ranking: 6/10

Shannon’s official cougar ranking for this relationship is: 29/50

Shannon and Derek making out – People

Looks like this cougar hails from the cougar capital of the world…Florida. With a myspace nickname of “The Energizer Bunny”, I’m sure that Kerry could teach a CIT (cougar in training) a few things.

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The Cougar hits the mainstream media again tonight as SNL ran the skit, “The Cougar Den”.

Lisa Rinna takes her cougar lips for a walk. She just a divorce away from pouncing on a fame hungry twenty-something year old.