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Cougar Patrol

May 28 2008

Cougar Alert: Bea Arthur Sex And The City Spoof

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Apr 24 2008

Celebrity Cougar Shannon Elizabeth

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I’d like to officially welcome actress Shannon Elizabeth to the club as a celebrity cougar. In 2005 Shannon divorced cameo actor Joe Reitman, and has been romantically linked to various people such as Mario Lopez.

Recently, the 34 year old Shannon was caught swapping spit with her 22 year old Dancing With The Stars partner Derek Hough. So let’s cut right to the tale of the tape.

    Years as a cougar: 4
    Age differential: 12 years
    Power couple ranking: 3/10
    Publicity ranking: 4/10
    Desperation ranking: 6/10

Shannon’s official cougar ranking for this relationship is: 29/50

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Apr 23 2008

Kerry The Cougar

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Kerry The Cougar

Looks like this cougar hails from the cougar capital of the world…Florida. With a myspace nickname of “The Energizer Bunny”, I’m sure that Kerry could teach a CIT (cougar in training) a few things.

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Apr 13 2008

The Cougar Den

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The Cougar Den

The Cougar hits the mainstream media again tonight as SNL ran the skit, “The Cougar Den”.

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Apr 13 2008

Milf Island

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Forget about Milf Island, what we need is Cougar Island. It’s real simple, 20 women over the age of 30 and 5 men under the age of 25. We drop them all of on an island and first cougar to catch a young buck and get laid wins the grand prize.

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Apr 10 2008

Lisa Rinna Goes For A Stroll

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Lisa Rinna

Lisa Rinna takes her cougar lips for a walk. She just a divorce away from pouncing on a fame hungry twenty-something year old.

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