I think it’s obvious that this is Cougar Beach. Look at it, they’re all over the place doing cheesy poses.
Beware cubs…one minute they’re flirting with you on the beach, the next minute your drugged, in a hotel room, and they pull the old bait in switch. That’s right, it’s all a ploy to get the fat Cougar laid!
We have no idea who this Cougar is. So let’s just call her Muffy. Muffy looks like she likes to take expensive vacations with her cubs. This is a great attribute for a Cougar to have, as you get to travel the world on their dime.
h/t to The Daily What for finding this gem. I think this commercial just about sums it up. Too bad the promotion ended because there were so many eager participants. Fear not though Cougars. You’re more than welcome to submit your pictures here and we’ll post them for all the Internet to see.
Last night the Golden Globes kicked off awards season, which means the there were plenty of Hollywood Cougars and Cougars in training all decked out for the red carpet. Rather than do a bunch of posts, I thought it would be best to just do one post with a gallery of 86 pictures.
So here you go. A couple faces you might recognize are Anna Paquin, Calista Flockhart, Cameron Diaz, Courtney Cox, Fergie, Jennifer Garner, Julia Roberts, Kate Hudson, and Lisa Edelstein.
It’s that time of year again. You know, the award show that every Cougar fan out there has marked down on their calendar…the AVN Awards. More specifically the MILF/Cougar Performer of the year award.
Trust me when I say, this years nominees do not disappoint. After the break, see who has a chance at bringing home the golden boner.
This is classic Cougar. Nobody actually plays tennis, it’s really just an excuse for Cougars to run around in short skirts chasing balls. Actually, that pretty much describes everything that Cougars do.
Silly Cougar, doesn’t Susan Lucci know that Santa is like 1,000 years old? That means she’d need to be at least 1,005 to keep her Cougar status. Pack it up and move on Miss Lucci.
Used and abused Cougar is an understatement when it comes to described Tiger Woods’ alleged mistress Rachel Uchitel. If you ask me, she looks like the town bicycle. Everyone’s had a ride.