Feb 12 2009
Feb 12 2009
Sharon Stone Needs A Tune Up
Feb 12 2009
Did Lisa Rinna Just Suck On A Lemon?

I’m sorry but that’s got to hurt, right? I don’t care how much collagen you stuff in those puppies, it’s not natural to have lips like that, and it’s got to feel uncomfortable. If not physically, then at least mentally because there’s no way that Lisa Rinna doesn’t get asked if she was punched in the face on a daily basis.
Feb 03 2009
Cougar Anthem: John Cougar Mellencamp’s “Hurt So Good”
Not only is this a Cougar anthem, but John Mellencamp’s nickname is John Cougar. What could be more befitting than that. All I can say is that whoever gave Mellencamp that nickname had vision. Over thirty years later, that nickname is now a term of endearment for lovely ladies over the age of 30. Brings a tear to my eye.
Feb 03 2009
Sarah Palin Is Still Bringing It

Wow, Sarah Palin is still bringing it, even after the campaign is over. Hooker boots? The Captain approves.
You know, if McCain had won the election, I would have gladly handed Palin the title of Head Cougar in Charge. Unfortunately, until Palin makes the jump to Washington, that office will be held by the one and only Demi Moore.
Jan 30 2009
MILF Yourself
Jan 26 2009
Tina Fey Hearts Brad Pitt’s Moustache
Jan 26 2009
Nicollette Sheridan Spotted Flashing Cougar Gang Signs

I’m pretty sure that Nicollette Sheridan was flashing some sort of secret Cougar gang sign last night at the SAG awards. I really don’t think there’s any other explanation for what she’s doing with her hands.
I think the only way to find out will be for me to head down to the bar tonight, throw some Pat Benatar on the juke box, and start making this sign to see if it will bring any Cougars out of the woodwork.
Jan 26 2009















































